I live in a place where you can have any kind of food imaginable delivered. Italian, Chinese, Greek, American, you name it and it can be delivered (with minimum $8 order). One of the perks of living in a college town. About once a week we get a new take out menu left on the door. I was keeping the menus in a drawer, but they were getting messed up. I made a take out menu bag to keep them in and stuck it to the wall in the kitchen.
It says Don't Assume I Cook, which sadly I usually don't.